Gossip Girl (TV Series)
Chuck in Real Life (2008)
Ed Westwick: Chuck Bass
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Quotes
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Chuck Bass : Deal's off.
Blair Waldorf : What? What are you talking about?
Chuck Bass : I'm out. I don't know what I was thinking about. Pretending to buy some broken-down bar.
Blair Waldorf : But you promised to seduce Vanessa, she needs to be destroyed.
Chuck Bass : She's your problem. Humphrey doesn't warrant this.
Blair Waldorf : The great Chuck Bass is just gonna give up?
Chuck Bass : No, no, no, there's no shame if the prize isn't worth it. You do your own dirty work. There's not enough in it for me.
Blair Waldorf : Well, what if I made it worth it?
[looks at him seductively]
Chuck Bass : What are you talking about?
Blair Waldorf : I think you know.
Chuck Bass : You're not serious.
[she nods her head yes]
Chuck Bass : My, my, that girl has gotten under your skin.
Blair Waldorf : The question is, Bass, will you?
Chuck Bass : Aren't you the least bit worried I'll succeed?
[starts untying Blair's robe]
Blair Waldorf : Do we have an agreement?
Chuck Bass : Oh, we have a deal.
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Chuck Bass : Humphrey, never a pleasure.
Dan Humphrey : Oh good we actually agree on something.
Chuck Bass : Archibald, isn't it about time you ended this bromance? What happens at Yale stays at Yale.
Nate Archibald : Hey man let's go.
[Nate and Dan walk off leaving Chuck behind]
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Blair Waldorf : What took you so long?
Chuck Bass : If you thought that was long, you have no idea what you're in for.
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Blair Waldorf : Poor Chuck, what is life without a friend to share it? Oh, it looks like you just lost yours to Dan Humphrey.
Chuck Bass : Who cares? I'd rather talk about who you lost yours to anyway.
Blair Waldorf : Nuh-uh. Been there, done that. Been decontaminated.
[smiles]
Chuck Bass : We both know you'll do it again. It's just a question of when.
Blair Waldorf : The answer is never.
Chuck Bass : We're inevitable, Waldorf.
Blair Waldorf : Despite whatever vestigal attraction my body may have for you, my brain knows better and yours should too. I gotta go. I've got a disciplinary hearing.
Chuck Bass : Well, I knew you were trouble, but a hearing? Impressive.
Blair Waldorf : Oh, it's not for me.
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Blair Waldorf : Bet's off.
Chuck Bass : But the game's not over.
Blair Waldorf : I'm calling it on account of boredom. You were right, Vanessa's not worth playing with.
Chuck Bass : Maybe she is, maybe she isn't. Why the sudden change of heart?
Blair Waldorf : Like I said the whole thing is dull. Pursuing Vanessa is beneath us both.
Chuck Bass : You think I'm going in for the kill, and you're worried that you're going to have to go through with what you promised.
Blair Waldorf : I'm not worried... about... that.
Chuck Bass : Well, then what?
Blair Waldorf : Then... nothing... just... forget it.
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Chuck Bass : Waving the white flag are we?
Blair Waldorf : Not exactly. I have a proposition for you.
Chuck Bass : I'll say yes.
Blair Waldorf : That little troll Vanessa is working my last nerve.
Chuck Bass : Not what I expected.
Blair Waldorf : And then I realized, this could benefit both of us.
Chuck Bass : You had me until troll.
Blair Waldorf : Dan stole your best friend, now you can steal his. Seduce and destroy.
Chuck Bass : What's in it for me?
Blair Waldorf : The thrill of the impossible. The only person Vanessa loathes more than me is you. It'll be one for the ages.
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Chuck Bass : [finds Serena lounging on her bed, keeping curfew] Well, well, look who's playing by the rules, and it's not even a school night.
Serena van der Woodsen : Eric convinced me. What about you?
Chuck Bass : I'm on my way out to a house call.
Serena van der Woodsen : Eww, gross. Well, as long as you're home by one.
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Blair Waldorf : [on her bed] What took you so long?
Chuck Bass : If you thought that was long, you have no idea what you're in for.