Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)
Everybody Hates Doc's (2008)
Tyler James Williams: Chris
Quotes
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Narrator : Since having Stacy kidnapped was out of my price range, I decided to make my case with Doc.
Doc : What are you doing here, Chris? You don't work till tomorrow.
Chris : I came to talk to you about Stacy.
Drew : I love Stacy. She came by today and brought me a pie. And if she was 13, I'd probably have to take her from you, Doc.
Narrator : You'd have to get past R. Kelly first.
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Greg Wuliger : [to Chris] Why don't you just quit? You can find another job.
Chris : Not like this one. I mean, I make decent money, it's close to my house and I can make my own hours. It's either Doc's or I start dealing crack.
Greg Wuliger : How come she's not with Doc anyways? Where is he?
Chris : He plays chess in the park on weekends.
Greg Wuliger : Just get her to go with him.
Chris : Thanks, Captain Obvious. How am I supposed to do that?
Greg Wuliger : I don't know, citizen. Captain Obvious only gives you the obvious solution. The rest is up to you.
Narrator : Kind of like Google.
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Stacy : Mm, mm, mm. I should have known better.
Chris : Should have known better what?
Narrator : Known better than to listen to a sneaky 15-year-old.
Stacy : It is the same thing over and over again! And Stacy is tired of it! Stacy is not a fool. When Stacy smells smoke, Stacy doesn't stand around and wait for the fire! Stacy is leaving!
Narrator : Referring to yourself in the third person. It's not just for athletes anymore.
