Desperate Housewives (TV Series)
Rose's Turn (2009)
Eva Longoria: Gabrielle Solis
Quotes
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Tom Scavo : [Tom and Lynette are having dinner with Gabby and Carlos Tom has just found out Carlos saw Lynette naked after she tripped and fell in the shower] What's going on here?
Gabrielle Solis : Lynette was taking a shower and Carlos came by to drive her to work she tripped and fell and he helped her.
Lynette Scavo : You told her? I asked you no to.
Carlos Solis : She's my wife I tell her everything.
Tom Scavo : Well you hear that Lynette? They tell each other everything, that way they know that they're not hiding anything.
Lynette Scavo : I was just afraid you'd overreact! Like you're doing right now.
Tom Scavo : Full disclosure Lynette! That's what a marriage is about!
Gabrielle Solis : So I guess you disclosed your little "friendship" with Patty Rizzo?
Lynette Scavo : What little friendship?
Tom Scavo : You know what I think this is gorgenzola.
Lynette Scavo : Tom?
Tom Scavo : Patty gave me a ride home and for some reason Gabby's making a big deal about it.
Lynette Scavo : Because it's Patty Rizzo, she's a total slut. You should be on antibiotics just for sitting in her car!
Gabrielle Solis : Exactly!
Carlos Solis : Stay out of this Gabby you've done enough damage!
Gabrielle Solis : Hey don't snap at me! Lynette's my friend and I was just watching her back!
Tom Scavo : While your husband was watching her back!
Lynette Scavo : Drop it Tom! We'll continue this at home!
Gabrielle Solis : If you have a shower at the office, how come you come home smelling so bad?
Carlos Solis : I don't know... Why does lamb tat like sawdust?
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Lynette Scavo : So I wanna hear more about the garden club. Tom says he's meeting all kinds of nice people
Gabrielle Solis : Really? Any favourites Tom?
Tom Scavo : They're all great gals. One's sorta a pain in the ass. Other than her, having a great time!
Gabrielle Solis : All though I keep telling Tom how dangerous gardens can be everywhere you step there are shovels and rakes and "hoes".