- Gabrielle Solis: Susan, if you're not sure what Jessie ment by it, why don't you just talk to her?
- Susan Mayer: Oh, that would be way to awkward. She's my boss.
- Lynette Scavo: She's your boss? Let her kiss you again and then sue her!
- Gabrielle Solis: Okay, we're going to figure this out for you. Were her eyes open or shut?
- Susan Mayer: I don't know.
- Gabrielle Solis: Well, how many seconds did the kiss last?
- Susan Mayer: I don't remember.
- Gabrielle Solis: [frustrated] Oh, for God's sake, was it this?
- [Gabrielle quickly smooches Susan on her lips]
- Gabrielle Solis: Or was it this?
- [Gabrielle kisses Susan passionately for about three seconds]
- Susan Mayer: Uh... the second one.
- Lynette Scavo: Congratulations. You're now dating a lesbian.
- Lee McDermott: [snickers] See you at the parade.