The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Griffin Equivalency (2008)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Gablehauser : [all in Raj's office when Dr. Gablehauser walks in] Hello, boys.
Raj Koothrappali : Dr. Gablehauser.
Gablehauser : Dr. Koothrappali.
Leonard Hofstadter : Dr. Gablehauser.
Gablehauser : Dr. Hofstadter.
Sheldon Cooper : Dr. Gablehauser.
Gablehauser : Dr. Cooper.
Howard Wolowitz : Dr. Gablehauser.
Gablehauser : *Mr.* Wolowitz.
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Raj Koothrappali : [after Leonard, Sheldon and Howard leave in disgust, Raj turns to a man at another table] Hey, buddy, I'm going to be in People magazine.
Charlie Sheen : [Turning around so that Raj, and we, can see who he is] Call me when you're on the *cover*.
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Raj Koothrappali : Remember that little planetary object I spotted beyond the Kuiper Belt?
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, yeah: 2008NQsub17.
Raj Koothrappali : Or, as I call it, "Planet Bollywood".
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[Raj has been named one of People magazine's "30 Under 30 to Watch"]
Howard Wolowitz : Do I get an honorable mention for designing the telescope camera mounting bracket you used?
Raj Koothrappali : Sorry; it's not part of my heart-warming and personal narrative, in which a humble boy from New Delhi overcame poverty and prejudice and journeyed to America to reach for the stars.
Howard Wolowitz : Poverty? Your father's a gynecologist. He drives a Bentley.
Raj Koothrappali : It's a lease!
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Gablehauser : Have you been to the President's dining hall?
Raj Koothrappali : I didn't know there was one.
Gablehauser : It has the same food as the cafeteria, only fresh.
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Raj Koothrappali : Of course I couldn't get you into the V.I.P. section, because, you know, that's for V.I.P.s and you guys are just, you know, P.s.