I, Claudius (TV Mini Series)

A Touch of Murder (1976)

John Paul: Agrippa

Quotes 

• Marcus Agrippa : I'm getting a little tired of being taught the arts of war by kids that have only just learned how to piss in a pot.

• Augustus : Look everyone, it's the cake.

  Julia : [wittily]  Do we get one each?

  Augustus : [laughing]  Julia, for heaven's sake.

  [all laugh at her comment] 

  Marcus Agrippa : It's my ship.

  Augustus : Yes, the one you made your headquarters.

  Marcus Agrippa : She was a fine ship.

  Marcellus : Ah.

  [short pause; pointing to the cherry on the top] 

  Marcellus : That must be you, Marcus; The candied-cherry in the prow.