- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Is this a Superman game? Flying through rings? Is that the best they could come up with? That's like if they made a Batman game where all he does is play hopscotch!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: You all probably know better than I, and it goes without saying, but this game... is horrendous!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: It's actually better than the Nintendo version, but that's not saying much; that's like saying the shit I took last night was better than the shit I took the day before!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: The games came on floppy disks. Yeah, remember those? The ones that actually were floppy?
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: [inserts game cartridge] Here goes. I'm turning on the power. First, we're greeted by a smiling cartoon fox.
- [Misreads the name Titus]
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: 'Tit-us'? What the fuck is that?
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: See? I just fucked around too much, so I might as well just kill myself. See that building over there? I'm gonna fly into it.
- [he does so and gets stuck]
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Well, that didn't do a damn thing. You mean you can't die? Of course, not. You're just stuck in limbo until the time runs out.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Let's pop this fucker in, turn this son of a bitch on, and play some Superman.