The Angry Video Game Nerd (TV Series)
Superman 64 (2008)
James Rolfe: The Angry Video Game Nerd
Quotes
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : Is this a Superman game? Flying through rings? Is that the best they could come up with? That's like if they made a Batman game where all he does is play hopscotch!
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : Looks like Superman's stroking his super dick.
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : You all probably know better than I, and it goes without saying, but this game... is horrendous!
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : It's actually better than the Nintendo version, but that's not saying much; that's like saying the shit I took last night was better than the shit I took the day before!
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : The games came on floppy disks. Yeah, remember those? The ones that actually were floppy?
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : [inserts game cartridge] Here goes. I'm turning on the power. First, we're greeted by a smiling cartoon fox.
[Misreads the name Titus]
The Angry Video Game Nerd : 'Tit-us'? What the fuck is that?
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : What kind of game is this? Is this some sort of insanity test?
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : See? I just fucked around too much, so I might as well just kill myself. See that building over there? I'm gonna fly into it.
[he does so and gets stuck]
The Angry Video Game Nerd : Well, that didn't do a damn thing. You mean you can't die? Of course, not. You're just stuck in limbo until the time runs out.
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : It's like the equivalent of shit taking a shit.
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : Let's pop this fucker in, turn this son of a bitch on, and play some Superman.
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : Oh this is ass. This is really ass.
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The Angry Video Game Nerd : Oh this is the shits. This IS the shits.