- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Citric acid?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: It's my considered belief that Agent Booth spilled Orange Juice in his tie.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: [chuckling] I look forward to him explaining that to a jury.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: So I thought he was strangled.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: He was strangled, shot and set on fire.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Someone wanted to make sure he didn't get home.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: For an artist, you make a pretty good detective.
- Angela Montenegro: I think you just insulted me.
- Max Keenan: Can I ask you a question?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Sure.
- Max Keenan: You - are you - uh are you sleeping with my daughter?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: No.
- Max Keenan: Why? Are you gay?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [chuckles] No.
- Max Keenan: She not attractive enough?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Bones is beautiful.
- Max Keenan: Is it because of me. Because I killed one man and we *both* know he deserved it.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: All right just cut it out, Max. I'll talk to her. Probably won't do any good. I'll talk to her.
- Max Keenan: You're a good man. And I want that for her.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: You don't think I'm a lousy dad for not sending my kid to a private school?
- Dr. Lance Sweets: No. But you'd be a lousy father if you didn't torture yourself about it.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Thanks
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Can I ask you what's really going on between you?
- Max Keenan: Tempe doesn't want me working at the Jeffersonian.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Why?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: It's a conflict of interest, we catch criminals, my dad is a criminal.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: That would be valid...
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Thank you.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: If it were your *real* reason. But it's not.