- Tracy Jordan: Jenna, I just want you to know that if we find any human remains in there, I'm gonna throw up all over your face.
- Pete Hornberger: I can't go back to teaching high school math! The girls pretend they're not women, but they *are*.
- Liz Lemon: OK, guys, I just want to say congratulations on our 50th show! That's 50 hours of comedy, over 300 sketches, one unsolved crew death, and an "Emmy" magazine cover story.
- [holds up magazine with cover story on "TGS" titled "The Death of Comedy"]
- Liz Lemon: What the what? Brad and I had a deal! I gave him top-front.
- Jack Donaghy: Top-front? Good Lord, Lemon, that's you're worst quadrant.
- Liz Lemon: All right listen, we're both adults here. We know the deal. Let's cut to the chase.
- Brad Halster: That's certainly direct.
- Liz Lemon: We go upstairs, 20 minutes, open mouth, I will work your ears.
- Brad Halster: I don't know, Liz. What you're asking me to do is a big deal, and if I go through with this I need to know it's worth it.
- Liz Lemon: Fine. Thirty minutes, I'll make some sounds, and you can say ONE weird thing to me.
- [Halster is not quite sold]
- Liz Lemon: All right, hardball. Thirty minutes, sounds, top-front of my body is now in play. Deal?
- Brad Halster: Deal.