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Liz Lemon : OK, guys, I just want to say congratulations on our 50th show! That's 50 hours of comedy, over 300 sketches, one unsolved crew death, and an "Emmy" magazine cover story.
[holds up magazine with cover story on "TGS" titled "The Death of Comedy"]
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Liz Lemon : What the what? Brad and I had a deal! I gave him top-front.
Jack Donaghy : Top-front? Good Lord, Lemon, that's you're worst quadrant.
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Liz Lemon : All right listen, we're both adults here. We know the deal. Let's cut to the chase.
Brad Halster : That's certainly direct.
Liz Lemon : We go upstairs, 20 minutes, open mouth, I will work your ears.
Brad Halster : I don't know, Liz. What you're asking me to do is a big deal, and if I go through with this I need to know it's worth it.
Liz Lemon : Fine. Thirty minutes, I'll make some sounds, and you can say ONE weird thing to me.
[Halster is not quite sold]
Liz Lemon : All right, hardball. Thirty minutes, sounds, top-front of my body is now in play. Deal?
Brad Halster : Deal.
