- Anasthesia: Do you like cat?
- Richard Oliver Mayhew: Yes, I quite like cats.
- Anasthesia: Leg or breast?
- The Marquis De Carabas: I'd like to wish you the best in your future career, but I doubt you'll live long enough to have one.
- The Marquis De Carabas: Nice in a bodyguard is about as useful as the ability to regurgitate whole lobsters.
- [Richard saves a man from jumping off a bridge]
- Richard Oliver Mayhew: Idiot! What the hell were you trying to do?
- Man on Bridge: Where did you come from?
- Richard Oliver Mayhew: I think I just saved your life.
- Man on Bridge: Arsehole.
- Varney: Are you bribing me?
- Mr. Vandemaar: No. We're threatening you. And if you don't do what Mr. Croup says, we're hurting you very badly before killing you even badlier.
- Richard Oliver Mayhew: Is there anything to be scared of?
- Hunter: Only the night on the bridge.
- Richard Oliver Mayhew: The kind in armour?
- Hunter: The kind that comes when the day is over. Now is the time to be afraid of the dark.