- Vanessa Lemor: Everyone thinks you're weird and uneducated.
- Terri Lemor: Well, I don't care what they think. That's your problem, not mine.
- Nothing Amigone: Poems, steaks, collaboration of static.
- Samantha Combs: Gay monkey experiments expose addicts.
- Vanessa Lemor: Heartbreaks, infatuations, manic.
- Hercules Howard: Great bunny casts magic missiles on dragon.
- Mrs. Howard: Your dad?
- Vanessa Lemor: I don't really know him.
- Mrs. Howard: It's terrible to lose a parent. I'm so sorry. Your mother must be devastated.
- Vanessa Lemor: Not really.
- Mrs. Howard: Oh?
- Vanessa Lemor: My parents haven't been together since I was really young.
- Mrs. Howard: [nods head] Divorce.
- Vanessa Lemor: Oh no, they were never married, so they never really went through the divorce thing.
- Mrs. Howard: [avoiding this conversation] I should check on dinner.
- Vanessa Lemor: [narrating her diary] Dear Lemon Lima, I tried to reach for the sky, but all I got were storm clouds under my nails.
- Megan Kennedy: I don't understand.
- Philip: Yeah, well it is the root of the problem. See, I just don't think we're intellectually compatible.