Rugrats (TV Series)
Real or Robots? / Special Delivery (1991)
Melanie Chartoff: Didi Pickles
Quotes
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Stu Pickles : Hey Didi, the new Eggbert catalog's here!
[Walks in the kitchen]
Didi Pickles : That's nice, dear!
Stu Pickles : Wonder what's new. Oh no! I can't believe it, Didi. This is the worst thing that could possibly happen.
Didi Pickles : What's wrong, Stu?
Stu Pickles : It's these Eggbert people, Didi. They put me in a punch.
Didi Pickles : What do you mean?
Stu Pickles : [Shows a Tina Trousers doll advertisement page] Look! It talks, it walks, and it wets. Worst of all, it even gets diaper rash.
Didi Pickles : So?
Stu Pickles : My Patty Pants doll is at least 6 months away from realistic diaper rash. And this one's available for an immediate delivery. I'm ruined!
Didi Pickles : Oh Stu, you're just overreacting.
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[Tommy and Chuckie shudder in the crib and pretend to be asleep as Stu and Didi enter the bedroom]
Stu Pickles : They look so cute and innocent when they're sleeping.
Didi Pickles : Don't they just?
Stu Pickles : [removes Chuckie's glasses] You know, this might sound crazy, but... I dreamt that Tommy and Chuckie kept coming into our bedroom and trying to... open my chest with a plastic screwdriver.
Didi Pickles : Come on!
Stu Pickles : Yeah! Like I was some kind of robot or something.
Didi Pickles : Oh, my goodness, how silly!
[Tommy opens his eyes]
Didi Pickles : Tommy loves you. He wouldn't do that.
Stu Pickles : Yeah, you're right. It was just probably some crazy dream.
[Tommy smiles]
Stu Pickles : You know, Deed, we're lucky to have such a great kid.
[they leave the bedroom]
Didi Pickles : Like father, like son.
Stu Pickles : Oh, Deed.
[closes the door; Tommy turns to Chuckie]
Tommy Pickles : I guess you were right, Chuckie. My dad isn't a robot after all.
Chuckie Finster : Yeah.
[closes his eyes, opens them again and sits up straight]
Chuckie Finster : But what about *my* dad?
[they stare out the window into the dark, stormy night]
