"Knight Rider" I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight (TV Episode 2008) - Paul Campbell as Billy Morgan

K.I.T.T. : There is no such thing as the make out rule.

Billy Morgan : What?

K.I.T.T. : You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule.

Billy Morgan : Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me.

K.I.T.T. : Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car.

Zoe Chae : Rules are rules.
Billy Morgan : When I was playing Planetary War Craft last night, I imagined you were Queen Zorda of Gorn.

Zoe Chae : Queen Zorda? The naked chick with the tentacles?

Billy Morgan : Ha. Yeah

Zoe Chae : Ew.

Billy Morgan : I, uh...

Zoe Chae : Did you just go all Clarence Thomas on me?

Billy Morgan : No, the traffic cam and the software firewall, I thought we were having a moment.

Zoe Chae : I could so call Human Resources right now.

Billy Morgan : I'm - I'm sorry. It was - It was a misunderstanding.

Zoe Chae : Let me ask you a question. Think very carefully before you answer.

Billy Morgan : Okay.

Zoe Chae : What was I doing with my tentacles?
Zoe Chae : [about Michael] He's all coiled up and hinky.

Billy Morgan : Hinky? Mike is loose as a goose. A man with a plan. A dude in a mellow mood.

Zoe Chae : You rhyme like a white boy and not a Beastie Boy.

Paul Campbell: Billy Morgan