The Inbetweeners (TV Series)

Xmas Party (2008)

Greg Davies: Phil Gilbert

Quotes 

• Mr. Gilbert : [Seeing 2 students kissing]  Hey you two, do you want me to fetch up my dinner? Go home!

• Mr. Gilbert : Well done children, a fairly innocuous jamboree of adolescent nonsense. Fear not, the relationships some of you have entered into tonight well, they may seem like everything now but they'll be over in a matter of weeks. And if we can just make it home without tagging other people's property, yeah I may go to bed relatively hate free.