Santa Inc. (TV Series)

The South Pole (2021)

Sarah Silverman: Candy Smalls

Quotes 

• Candy Smalls : Even penguins think I'm funny, and you know what a tough crowd those miserable motherfuckers are.

• Devin : Let's go over that joke again.

  Candy Smalls : A cucumber, a pickle and a penis sit down at a bar...

• Candy Smalls : My personal, very own imitation of Santa...

  [deep voice] 

  Candy Smalls : Did I tell you I chose the first Black Successor? If you forget, I'll remind you until you die.

• Candy Smalls : I'm better than Male Human Shit! You'll see! You'll all see!