The Inbetweeners (TV Series)

Bunk Off (2008)

Simon Bird: Will McKenzie

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Quotes 

• Will McKenzie : Please don't have a wank over my mum.

  Neil Sutherland : I can't promise that, I'm afraid.

• Mr. Cooper : You've lied to your mothers, bought alcohol illegally, abused Neil's dad, stole my suit, defaced the pavement outside Carli's! Am I missing anything?

  Will McKenzie : We also hit a spastic with a frisbee.

• Will McKenzie : [Neil's dad Kevin comes home to find the four guys drunk]  Oh, piss off!

  Kevin Sutherland : Don't talk to me like that in my own house!

  Will McKenzie : Oh I'm so sorry, my manners. Piss off PLEASE!

  Kevin Sutherland : I've had enough of your lip!

  Will McKenzie : Oh you'd like my lip, wouldn't you? Right round your bell end!

  [Will points to Kevin's friend] 

  Will McKenzie : If Mr Chippy doesn't get there first! What's he gonna knock up, a closet for you to hide in? You... BUMDER!