- Leslie Knope: I miss you very much. And I love you. Now go take Tammy to the fire station.
- Ron Swanson: We actually just covered her in deer fat and left her out for the wolves.
- Leslie Knope: Ron!
- Ron Swanson: Don't worry; she's fine. She chewed through her ropes and went running off into the night. I'm actually a little worried for the wolves.
- Donna Meagle: Tom, have you ever witnessed someone trying to teach a group of young children something?
- Tom Haverford: Nope, based on my experiences playing Fortnight, children are terrifying and can make you cry almost immediately.