"Corner Gas" The Accidental Cleanist (TV Episode 2008) - Brent Butt as Brent Leroy

Oscar Leroy : Trees are like magnets for booze.

Brent LeRoy : Do you even care about making sense any more?
Oscar Leroy : Who the hell do you think you are?

Brent LeRoy : I like when you start a conversation just by yelling - no lead-up, right into it. Valuable time saver.

Oscar Leroy : I was walking downtown and what did I see? But 'Brent Leroy's Corner Gas Tree!'

Brent LeRoy : So you wrote a poem about it?

Oscar Leroy : That just rhymed by accident. And where do you get off...

Brent LeRoy : - The tree is just a donation thing, for tax purposes. Plus, it makes a nice legacy.

Oscar Leroy : What about me? I founded this place, and you're trying to wipe me out of the picture with one lousy tree!

Brent LeRoy : I wasn't trying to wipe you out. I mean, there are some memories I'd like to forget.

Oscar Leroy : I built this place, from the ground up! And this is the thanks I get. Well, I'll show you a legacy you won't soon forget!

Brent LeRoy : I think that's actually the definition of legacy.

Oscar Leroy : Smart guy!

[stomps off]

Brent LeRoy : Lunatic, that's your legacy.
Brent LeRoy : At least with my tree the kids keep their pants on. Probably gonna be a population boom because of your sex bench.

Oscar Leroy : It's not a sex bench! It's a make-out bench. And it's not a make-out bench!

Brent Butt: Brent Leroy