Corner Gas (TV Series)
Bed and Brake Fast (2008)
Eric Peterson: Oscar Leroy
Quotes
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[Oscar pretends his house is a b&b and convinces a couple to pay to stay there, but lies to Emma, saying that the guests are old friends of his]
Mrs. Johnson : Your wife seems a little confused about the arrangements.
Oscar Leroy : Well, just between you and me, she has a little hobby.
[he makes a drinking motion]
Oscar Leroy : Anyway, twenty extra for lunch.
Mr. Johnson : But she said...
Oscar Leroy : Three beers in, she'll say anything!
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[after Emma finds out what Oscar told their guests]
Emma Leroy : That Buddy Johnson sure has some crazy stories, huh?
Oscar Leroy : Yeah, real nut-job.
Emma Leroy : Like when he first met you, at the hotel bar?
Oscar Leroy : Is that where we met? Heh, so long ago I can barely remember.
Emma Leroy : I bet it seems like just yesterday!
Oscar Leroy : Yeah...
[he tries to make a run for it]
Oscar Leroy : Gotta go.