Ed, Edd n Eddy (TV Series)

Thick as an Ed/Sorry, Wrong Ed (2004)

Sam Vincent: Edd

Quotes 

• Edd : [a stampede of hippos ran over Eddy]  AHA! Proof positive! These unfortunate incidents have been nothing more than coincidence! Look around you, Eddy, and what do you see?

  [lightning zaps Eddy] 

  Edd : Nothing! Do you see a phone? I don't see a phone. No phone, no curse. I rest my case.

  Eddy : WHY ME? AHHH!

  [his house collapses on him] 

  Edd : Coincidence, Eddy!

• Eddy : [after disposing of the phone]  No more cursed phones for this guy!

  Edd : [frustrated]  Telephones aren't cursed, Eddy! THEY'RE *PLASTIC!* Calm down, Double-D. Think ocean waves, sea mammals, arias.

  Ed : Was that your dark side, Double-D?

• Edd : The point here is my hat doesn't smell.

  Ed : Oh, yes, it does.

  Edd : No, it does NOT. You're just saying that because I said your jacket stank.

  Ed : Stinky hat!

  Edd : You've got a repulsive, fermenting detachment of cheese in your pocket, Ed!

  Ed : STINKY HAT!

  Edd : ODIFEROUS CURDY COAT!

  Ed : STINKY HAT!

  Edd : RANCID ROQUEFORT WRAP!

  Ed : STINKY HAT!

  Edd : PUNGENT PARMESAN POCKET!

  Ed : Oh, YEAH? STINKY HAT!

  Edd : COAT OF CANTANKEROUS CAMEMBERT!

  Ed : STINKY HAT!

  [Eddy moves in between Ed and Edd to separate them] 

  Eddy : SHUT UP! BOTH OF YOU!

  Edd : Humph!

  [turns away from Ed] 

  Ed : Humph!

  [turns away from Edd] 

  Eddy : Oh, come on. *WE GOT A SCAM TO RUN HERE!*

• Eddy : It's probably Nazz.

  Edd : [deadpan]  And I'm Theodore Geisel.

• [Eddy gets hit in the head with a record after answering the cursed phone] 

  Edd : Edward!

  Ed : [while Edd helps Eddy up]  Yes, mommy?

• Edd : Eddy, get off this curse fixation! There's no. Such. Thing!