- Eddy: See that loser? That's Kevin.
- [Kevin appears behind Eddy]
- Eddy: He's the neighborhood dork. I have to slap him around every now and then, just to remind him who's boss.
- Edd: Eddy...
- Kevin: Neighborhood dork, huh?
- [He pulls Eddy's underwear over the back of his bike]
- Kevin: Hey, Double Dweeb! You getting this?
- Eddy: [trying to keep cool as Kevin rides off, dragging Eddy's underwear along] He collects underwear and gives it to the poor. Pretty stupid, huh bro?
- [Eddy is pulled away]
- Eddy: Help! SLOW DOWN, KEVIN! I WAS JUST KIDDING! STOP! PLEASE!
- [Sarah is snoring away in bed. Edd tries to set up a paging system above her but the bell accidentally rings, waking her up]
- Sarah: DOUBLE D!
- [She grabs him around the waist with one hand and holds him in the air]
- Sarah: What the heck are you doing?
- Edd: Uh, trying to... help you?
- [Sarah sets Edd down]
- Sarah: [sweetly] Ohh, okay, Double D.
- [She giggles]
- Edd: [adjusting his shirt] Being confined to one's room can be quite frustrating, so I found a way to ease Ed's... uh, I mean your burden. Uh... just pull this handle and someone will assist you.
- Sarah: It's too high.
- [Edd adjusts string on the pager]
- Sarah: Now it's too low. Too high! Little low.
- [as Edd adjusts the string, Eddy, bored, leans against the door to Sarah's room. Ed and Jimmy stand and watch, but Jimmy keeps going in front of Ed, so Ed copies him]
- Sarah: Nope, too high! Way too low. High! Low. High. High.
- Edd: [frazzled but patient] Enough, already! You may not be feeling well. I can sympathize with that, but I'm trying to...
- [Sarah blows a huge raspberry in Edd's face]
- Sarah: Serves you right!
- Edd: Why, you!
- Ed: [grabbing Edd] No, Double D!
- Edd: If I catch your cold... I'll... I'll... Just give me five minutes with that germ spreading brat!
- Eddy: So, bro, as you can see, I'm a big shot now. No more beatin' up little Eddy, hey, big brother?
- [Sarah punches the camera out of Edd's hands. The Eds stand there for a few stunned beats]
- Edd: Oh, dear.
- Eddy: So, bro; as you can see, I'm a big shot now. No more beatin' up little Eddy, hey, big brother?
- [Rolf entered Eddy's room]
- Edd: [nervously] Eddy, Rolf!
- Eddy: Rolf? Did I forget to sign Rolf? There ya go, stretch.
- [signs his name on Rolf's face]
- Rolf: [livid] YOU HAVE VANDALIZED ROLF'S FACE AND YOU HAVE...
- [sees a cardboard version of himself. He lifts it up, revealing a chicken is carrying it]
- Rolf: AND YOU HAVE STOLEN ROLF'S CHICKENS YET AGAIN?
- [sees Edd with the camera]
- Rolf: Are you stealing Rolf's soul with your film box?
- Edd: Why, of course not, Rolf. What gave you THAT impression.
- Rolf: Rolf will release his rage now!
- Eddy: [as Rolf is beating him up] Wait, we can work this out!
- Rolf: Return Rolf's chickens!
- Ed: WAAH!
- Rolf: RETURN THEM!
- [Eddy has been trapped by the Kankers and Double D and Ed are trying to pull him out from their clutches]
- Edd: Pull, Ed! Pull!
- [They pull Eddy out, hitting the camera. The camera cuts to a shot of the Eds running away]
- Eddy: Run away!
- Lee Kanker: We know where you live!