Ed, Edd n Eddy (TV Series)

Is There an Ed in the House/An Ed Is Born (2002)

Sam Vincent: Edd

Quotes 

• Ed : Man the helms! Dive! Dive!

  [Ed swallows the camera] 

  Edd : Ed, what have you done? Open it! Open it!

  [Ed opens his mouth. The camera shows his garbage filled stomach] 

  Edd : You should know better than to eat the camera. Just think what it will do to your digestive tract!

• Eddy : See that loser? That's Kevin.

  [Kevin appears behind Eddy] 

  Eddy : He's the neighborhood dork. I have to slap him around every now and then, just to remind him who's boss.

  Edd : Eddy...

  Kevin : Neighborhood dork, huh?

  [He pulls Eddy's underwear over the back of his bike] 

  Kevin : Hey, Double Dweeb! You getting this?

  Eddy : [trying to keep cool as Kevin rides off, dragging Eddy's underwear along]  He collects underwear and gives it to the poor. Pretty stupid, huh bro?

  [Eddy is pulled away] 

  Eddy : Help! SLOW DOWN, KEVIN! I WAS JUST KIDDING! STOP! PLEASE!

• [Sarah is snoring away in bed. Edd tries to set up a paging system above her but the bell accidentally rings, waking her up] 

  Sarah : DOUBLE D!

  [She grabs him around the waist with one hand and holds him in the air] 

  Sarah : What the heck are you doing?

  Edd : Uh, trying to... help you?

  [Sarah sets Edd down] 

  Sarah : [sweetly]  Ohh, okay, Double D.

  [She giggles] 

  Edd : [adjusting his shirt]  Being confined to one's room can be quite frustrating, so I found a way to ease Ed's... uh, I mean your burden. Uh... just pull this handle and someone will assist you.

  Sarah : It's too high.

  [Edd adjusts string on the pager] 

  Sarah : Now it's too low. Too high! Little low.

  [as Edd adjusts the string, Eddy, bored, leans against the door to Sarah's room. Ed and Jimmy stand and watch, but Jimmy keeps going in front of Ed, so Ed copies him] 

  Sarah : Nope, too high! Way too low. High! Low. High. High.

  Edd : [frazzled but patient]  Enough, already! You may not be feeling well. I can sympathize with that, but I'm trying to...

  [Sarah blows a huge raspberry in Edd's face] 

  Sarah : Serves you right!

  Edd : Why, you!

  Ed : [grabbing Edd]  No, Double D!

  Edd : If I catch your cold... I'll... I'll... Just give me five minutes with that germ spreading brat!

• Edd : [filming]  Eddy, where are you?

  Eddy : Over here, Spielberg.

• Edd : Ed, do be careful with that... Oh, what do I care? It's his camera.

• Edd : [sarcastically]  Sorry, Eddy. The "planet baron" story threw me off.

• Edd : Ed, why do you keep a camera in your dryer?

  Ed : What?

• [Sarah punches the camera out of Edd's hands. The Eds stand there for a few stunned beats] 

  Edd : Oh, dear.

• Ed : Boy, I can't wait to see that part, Double D.

  Edd : Yes, well, let's not and say we did, Ed.

• [Edd keeps cutting to different angles] 

  Edd : I'm creating dynamics, Eddy.

  Eddy : Don't get arty on me, Double D.

• Eddy : So, bro; as you can see, I'm a big shot now. No more beatin' up little Eddy, hey, big brother?

  [Rolf entered Eddy's room] 

  Edd : [nervously]  Eddy, Rolf!

  Eddy : Rolf? Did I forget to sign Rolf? There ya go, stretch.

  [signs his name on Rolf's face] 

  Rolf : [livid]  YOU HAVE VANDALIZED ROLF'S FACE AND YOU HAVE...

  [sees a cardboard version of himself. He lifts it up, revealing a chicken is carrying it] 

  Rolf : AND YOU HAVE STOLEN ROLF'S CHICKENS YET AGAIN?

  [sees Edd with the camera] 

  Rolf : Are you stealing Rolf's soul with your film box?

  Edd : Why, of course not, Rolf. What gave you THAT impression.

  Rolf : Rolf will release his rage now!

  Eddy : [as Rolf is beating him up]  Wait, we can work this out!

  Rolf : Return Rolf's chickens!

  Ed : WAAH!

  Rolf : RETURN THEM!

• Edd : [pretending to take Rolf's photograph]  OK Rolf, look at me. Smile for the tawdry sock puppet.

• [Eddy has been trapped by the Kankers and Double D and Ed are trying to pull him out from their clutches] 

  Edd : Pull, Ed! Pull!

  [They pull Eddy out, hitting the camera. The camera cuts to a shot of the Eds running away] 

  Eddy : Run away!

  Lee Kanker : We know where you live!

• Jimmy : Jeepers. You sound sick, Double D. You shouldn't be outside. You need some TLC, mister.

  [He leads Edd away by the hand] 

  Edd : [imploringly, to Eddy]  Don't just stand there. Do something. Eddy!