Army of Two (2008 Video Game)

Noah Blake: Phillip Clyde

Quotes 

• Phillip Clyde : I'm going to kill you both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell you all the cool shit I want for Christmas.

  Elliot Salem : This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.

  Tyson Rios : [scoff]  Ya think?

• Phillip Clyde : No problem, fuck-o.

  [gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship] 

  Elliot Salem : "Fuck-o"?. Who says that?

• Phillip Clyde : I'm gonna kill you both, slice you open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!

  Elliot Salem : I mean - does that even make sense?

• Phillip Clyde : I'm gonna tear you up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.

  Elliot Salem : Yo - leave my momma out of this!