Ed, Edd n Eddy (TV Series)

X Marks the Ed/From Here to Ed (2001)

Sam Vincent: Edd

Quotes 

• Eddy : [after Rolf gets rid of Eddy's zit]  What happened to my head?

  Ed : It is so puny!

  Edd : This is worthy of a Nobel Prize!

  Eddy : What'd you do to me, you quack?

  Rolf : Quack? I am Rolf.

  Eddy : You're a quack! Quack quack quack!

  Rolf : I am not a duck, I am Rolf!

  Edd : [with a notepad]  How did you know what ingredients would react in such a way as to come to this conclusion?

  Rolf : What?

  Ed : My turn for shrinkage, Rolf!

  Eddy : Fix me!

  Edd : Tell me!

  Ed : Shrink me!

  Rolf : Stay back!

  [runs from the Eds] 

  Eddy : Get him!

  [chasing Rolf] 

  Eddy : Wait'll I get my hands on you! Fix my head, you quack!

  Ed : He's strong!

  [He laughs as they continue to chase Rolf] 

• Eddy : Oh, hey guys. Dad's rug really does the trick, huh?

  Ed : [freaked out]  Attack the wig!

  [Ed grabs the wig with his mouth and shakes his head like a dog] 

  Edd : [shocked]  Ed! You're violating a hairpiece!

  Ed : Wigs scare me, Double D.

• Ed : Boy Eddy, your zit's really getting big.

  Edd : All this attention seems to be irritating Eddy's blemish.

  Eddy : LEAVE ME ALONE!

  [He retreats] 

  Edd : Eddy, wait!

  Kevin : There goes the ugly dorkling!

  [Most of the kids, including Ed, start laughing. Edd bristles with rage] 

  Edd : ARE WE JUST ABOUT DONE?

  [He throws open the front door] 

  Edd : Please leave in an orderly manner!

  [All of the kids, save for Rolf, leave the house, most cowed by Edd's fury except for Sarah who grins sadistically] 

  Edd : In all my years, I have never seen such deplorable behavior over one's elevation of the skin!

  Kevin : [smugly]  Man, Eddy's got a real honker, huh, Double Dweeb?

  Ed : [guiltily]  Tootle-oo, Double D.

  Edd : Not you, Ed!

• Edd : No one would ever suspect Mother Nature to harbor a spring loaded circus cannon and BLOW INNOCENT BYSTANDERS TO KINGDOM COME!

• Edd : You're on your own, Eddy. I refuse to partake in games of vengeance.

  Eddy : Oh, really? How 'bout I blow the whistle on what's under that hat of yours, Double D?

  Edd : [clutching desperately at his hat]  You wouldn't dare! Would you?