Ed, Edd n Eddy (TV Series)
X Marks the Ed/From Here to Ed (2001)
Matt Hill: Ed
Quotes
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Eddy : [after Rolf gets rid of Eddy's zit] What happened to my head?
Ed : It is so puny!
Edd : This is worthy of a Nobel Prize!
Eddy : What'd you do to me, you quack?
Rolf : Quack? I am Rolf.
Eddy : You're a quack! Quack quack quack!
Rolf : I am not a duck, I am Rolf!
Edd : [with a notepad] How did you know what ingredients would react in such a way as to come to this conclusion?
Rolf : What?
Ed : My turn for shrinkage, Rolf!
Eddy : Fix me!
Edd : Tell me!
Ed : Shrink me!
Rolf : Stay back!
[runs from the Eds]
Eddy : Get him!
[chasing Rolf]
Eddy : Wait'll I get my hands on you! Fix my head, you quack!
Ed : He's strong!
[He laughs as they continue to chase Rolf]
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Ed : Boy Eddy, your zit's really getting big.
Edd : All this attention seems to be irritating Eddy's blemish.
Eddy : LEAVE ME ALONE!
[He retreats]
Edd : Eddy, wait!
Kevin : There goes the ugly dorkling!
[Most of the kids, including Ed, start laughing. Edd bristles with rage]
Edd : ARE WE JUST ABOUT DONE?
[He throws open the front door]
Edd : Please leave in an orderly manner!
[All of the kids, save for Rolf, leave the house, most cowed by Edd's fury except for Sarah who grins sadistically]
Edd : In all my years, I have never seen such deplorable behavior over one's elevation of the skin!
Kevin : [smugly] Man, Eddy's got a real honker, huh, Double Dweeb?
Ed : [guiltily] Tootle-oo, Double D.
Edd : Not you, Ed!
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Ed : Slide on the soap! Slide on the soap! Slide on the soap! Slide on the soap! Slide on the soap!