- Ed: [after making Sarah's room a mess] Oh no. When Sarah finds out she'll tell mom and mom'll tell dad and he'll say, "Not now, I just got home from work."
- Kevin: [after being bid farewell by both Eddy and Edd in different languages] This show needs subtitles.
- [after being inside a wall in an earlier episode Ed, Edd, Eddy, Jonny 2x4, and Plank are stuck in a wad of bubble gum in Ed's basement]
- Edd: Once again, our day ends with the three of us...
- Eddy: Stuck together in some nutty way, but wait, we have a guest tonight.
- Ed: I like the way Jonny's stuck.
- Jonny 2x4: Boy, Plank, how the heck did we ever end up here? If you weren't so scared into turning into chopsticks, we'd still be in China.
- Eddy: Can somebody scrape this guy off my shoe, please?
- Jonny2X4: Plank and I want to hear a real story like Octopus's Gardens, Silver Hammers, and Mr. Kite.
- Edd: [in Ed's flashback] Blah, blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah! Yap yap, blah blah, drivel drivel drivel!
- Sarah: Dear Diary, my brother and that stupid Eddy got what they deserved today. Double D looked so innocent, but you know what they say; give those cute ones an inch and they'll take a mile.