Ed, Edd n Eddy (TV Series)

Duelling Eds/Dim Lit Ed (2001)

Sam Vincent: Edd

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Quotes 

• Edd : I'm surrounded by idiots.

  Eddy : Who's complaining?

• Edd : Oh, dear. Rolf's customs have a frighteningly high budget.

• [Edd bumps into Jonny, whose head is stuck between two branches] 

  Edd : Jonny, not again!

  Jonny 2x4 : Yup, this happens to me a lot, Double D.

  Edd : Didn't you learn from your past mistakes, Jonny? After all, it's just common sense.

  [a short pause] 

  Jonny 2x4 : I guess not.

  [He giggles] 

  Edd : Can I help in any way?

  Jonny 2x4 : No, thanks. Plank already went for help.

  [Edd looks past Jonny and sees Plank lying on the ground a few feet away. Jonny looks at an imaginary watch] 

  Jonny 2x4 : He'll be back at around a freckle past a hair.

  [Edd looks at Jonny, and then at Plank] 

  Edd : [with a hint of scorn in his voice]  Interesting.

• Edd : The academic level of this cul de sac is dropping like a lead weight!

• Edd : Rolf!

  Rolf : Hello?

  Edd : Get rid of that gum.

  Rolf : This is no gum. This is the greasel of Papa's foot soakings.

  Edd : [not putting up with Rolf's backtalk]  NOW!