He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (TV Series)

The Great Books Mystery (1984)

Lou Scheimer: Orko, King Randor, Batros, Trap Jaw

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• Batros : [referring to Beast Man]  I found this one away from home. I thought I'd bring him back to you.

  Skeletor : [snickers]  I'm considering putting him on a leash.

• Skeletor : More tricks, Batros? Or are you ready to talk business?

  Batros : You talk, I'll listen.

  Skeletor : I'll talk, and you'll obey! You're clever, Batros. Unlike some of my servants, who can hardly think at all. You have a brain that could warm my heart, if I had a heart.

• Batros : I have a plan.

  Skeletor : You see, Beast Man? Some use their heads for something besides growing fur.

• Teela : You know, when you open a book, you're really opening a door to a wonderful world of entertainment and information.

  Orko : That's for sure! I'm finding out all about science, and dragons, and sports, but mostly bodybuilding!

  Teela : You have a book on bodybuilding?

  Orko : No, but carrying all thse books sure builds my body.

  Teela : Oh, Orko.

• King Randor : This is a terrible loss. Those books contain all the lore and knowledge of our people.

  Man-At-Arms : And all the great scientific discoveries and inventions.

  Prince Adam : And the wonderful stories.

  King Randor : [covering his face with one hand]  How will we live without the great books?

  Man-At-Arms : Very poorly, I fear.

  Prince Adam : [whispering]  I smell an evil plot.

  Man-At-Arms : [equally quiet]  Time for He-Man...

  King Randor : Speak up! What did you say, Duncan?

  Man-At-Arms : Ehm, I said, Sire, eh, we must find He-Man!

  King Randor : Indeed we must, Duncan, and as soon as possible.

  Prince Adam : Father, Professor Smallen, if you'll excuse me, I... I have something important to do.

  [leaves] 

  King Randor : I'm afraid my son doesn't take this problem seriously.

• Batros : [laughs]  How terribly clever of me to take the books. When the people of Eternia find out, they will force the King to step down, and they will name me, brilliant Batros the Emperor of all Eternia.

  [more laughter] 

• Orko : I believe your mouth is getting a little rusty.

  [laughs] 

  Trap Jaw : When I get out of this I'm gonna show you who's rusty, ya rotten little pest!

• Batros : So long, He-Man. And I do mean long. You will never reach bottom. You will fall forever!