- Edd: You've broken me, Eddy.
- Eddy: Hmm?
- Edd: Set me free and I'll join you in destroying everything that separates us from the primates.
- Eddy: Now we're making progress!
- Ed: [holding Edd's ant farm] Yum! Like cheese?
- Edd: No, Ed. Progress, not...
- [He sees what Ed is holding]
- Edd: ... Process!
- [He flails helplessly]
- Edd: Put them down, Ed! You leave my ants alone!
- [Ed spills Edd's ant farm. Edd gasps and wraps his legs around Ed's neck]
- Edd: FIVE THOUSAND, TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY-NINE ANTS, ED!
- [He strangles Ed with his legs]
- Edd: PICK THEM UP! PICK THEM UP!
- Edd: Eddy, you must observe and obey the sign. Signs are in place so that order is maintained in an otherwise uncultivated society. And I, for one, uphold these silkscreen policies!