Ed, Edd n Eddy (TV Series)

Urban Ed/Stop, Look and Ed (2000)

Sam Vincent: Edd

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Quotes 

• Eddy : Help.

  Edd : Please assist.

  Ed : Ketchup.

  Eddy : Anybody listening?

  Ed : Just a squirt?

  Edd : Signs are meant to be read.

• Edd : You've broken me, Eddy.

  Eddy : Hmm?

  Edd : Set me free and I'll join you in destroying everything that separates us from the primates.

  Eddy : Now we're making progress!

  Ed : [holding Edd's ant farm]  Yum! Like cheese?

  Edd : No, Ed. Progress, not...

  [He sees what Ed is holding] 

  Edd : ... Process!

  [He flails helplessly] 

  Edd : Put them down, Ed! You leave my ants alone!

  [Ed spills Edd's ant farm. Edd gasps and wraps his legs around Ed's neck] 

  Edd : FIVE THOUSAND, TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY-NINE ANTS, ED!

  [He strangles Ed with his legs] 

  Edd : PICK THEM UP! PICK THEM UP!

• [Edd's hat pops off his head] 

  Eddy : Geez Louise!

  Ed : Cool!

  [Edd hurriedly pulls his hat back onto his head] 

  Edd : If you say one word to anyone I'll never speak to you again!

• Edd : Excuse me, but has my shirt become a doormat for everyone's filthy shoes?

• Eddy : [standing on a "Wet Cement" barrier]  If someone told ya to jump off the Empire State Building, would ya?

  Edd : Don't jump, Eddy! Don't!

  [Eddy steps into the wet cement] 

  Edd : Oh, you're so stubborn...

• Edd : Eddy, you must observe and obey the sign. Signs are in place so that order is maintained in an otherwise uncultivated society. And I, for one, uphold these silkscreen policies!