Ed, Edd n Eddy (TV Series)

Knock Knock, Who's Ed?/One + One = Ed (2000)

Tony Sampson: Eddy

Quotes 

• Eddy : Those little twerps will be sorry they messed with THIS brainpower!

  Edd : I believe we'll all be sorry for that, Eddy.

• [Eddy pulls out a bra from a dresser drawer] 

  Eddy : Woo-hoo! PG 13!

  Ed : That's my Mom's, Eddy!

  Eddy : IIIIICK!

• Edd : Did you eat the sun again, Eddy?

  Ed : Can you guess what I'm doing?

  Eddy : I'm getting cramped here.

  Edd : We seem to be moving, Eddy.

• Edd : We could just go to our house, Eddy.

  Eddy : [breaking the fourth wall]  What? And ruin the plot?

• Eddy : A three-headed Rolf. Yawn...

• [3:15 in the morning. Eddy, exhausted, is curled up in a drawer with a blanket wrapped around him. Ed opens and closes the refrigerator door] 

  Ed : Eddy, when you close the fridge door, does the little light stay on?

  Eddy : [at his wits' end]  GO HOME!

  Ed : [ignoring Eddy and continuing to play with the refrigerator door]  Hello light. Hello light. Hello light. Hello light. Hello light...

• Edd : What a discovery! I'm speechless! I mean, this is an absolute coup! The displacement of perspective! Why we're...

  Eddy : I thought you were speechless.

• Eddy : Rolf why is there plastic on your furniture? To keep it fresh?

• Eddy : We've learned into fortune!

  Edd : Don't let the excitement spoil your grammar, Eddy.

• Eddy : Garages are for cars, Ed.

  Ed : Why thank you.

• [Eddy wakes up to find Ed in his bed with him] 

  Eddy : Ed! What are you doing in my bed?

  Ed : I can't sleep, Eddy. I keep thinking, how can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?

  Eddy : [forcing a smile]  Ed?

  Ed : Hmm?

  Eddy : GET OUT OF MY ROOM!

  [He pushes Ed out of bed] 

  Ed : Ow! My buttocks hurt.

  [Eddy tries going back to sleep. Ed stares with wonder at Eddy's lava lamp] 

  Ed : Why does goo float?

  Eddy : [irritated]  HIT THE ROAD!

  [a crunching is heard. Ed has eaten the lava lamp. Eddy stammers in shock] 

  Eddy : MY LAMP!

• Eddy : I say we take a break, this learning stuff is making me hungry...

  [Eddy somehow passes his hand behind the sun] 

  Eddy : Didja see that?

  [He tries it again] 

  Eddy : Weird! Oh well, can't beat em', eat em!

  [He eats the sun like a potato chip and it turns into a crescent moon] 

  Eddy : Not bad.

  Jimmy : Jumping Jehoshaphat, who turned out the sun?

• Eddy : [fashioning Jimmy's outline into a hairdo]  Like my new hairdo, Double D?

  [Edd giggles] 

  Edd : [bashfully]  It suits you, Eddy.

• Eddy : [after Ed fails to fake an injury]  Nice job, Brando.