Ed, Edd n Eddy (TV Series)

Knock Knock, Who's Ed?/One + One = Ed (2000)

Matt Hill: Ed

Quotes 

• [Eddy pulls out a bra from a dresser drawer] 

  Eddy : Woo-hoo! PG 13!

  Ed : That's my Mom's, Eddy!

  Eddy : IIIIICK!

• Edd : Did you eat the sun again, Eddy?

  Ed : Can you guess what I'm doing?

  Eddy : I'm getting cramped here.

  Edd : We seem to be moving, Eddy.

• [Ed jumps into a washing machine] 

  Ed : Look what I found! One Eddy, and a whole bunch of doohickeys. I took it apart Double D, am I smart now?

  Edd : Let's not ask for miracles, Ed.

• [3:15 in the morning. Eddy, exhausted, is curled up in a drawer with a blanket wrapped around him. Ed opens and closes the refrigerator door] 

  Ed : Eddy, when you close the fridge door, does the little light stay on?

  Eddy : [at his wits' end]  GO HOME!

  Ed : [ignoring Eddy and continuing to play with the refrigerator door]  Hello light. Hello light. Hello light. Hello light. Hello light...

• Ed : [for no reason while hanging from the moon]  I love chickens Eddy!

• Ed : Eddy, why is someone in the kitchen with Dinah?

• Ed : Movie good for Ed!

• Ed : [as Ed spies a cloud]  Mmmm, cotton gravy!

  Edd : Ed, you put that back. You don't know where it's been.

  Ed : Oh, it's right here, Double D.

• Ed : Oh my liver. Oh my lasagna.

  Edd : Ed, lasagna isn't a major organ.

  Ed : It isn't?

• Ed : [Pops out of a cardboard doll]  TV for me!

  [Realizes that he's up on a light post] 

  Ed : Uh... my parents moved the house, Eddy.

• Ed : [Eddy has jumped on Edd's head]  Is it my turn to jump on your head?

  Edd : Let's just follow Eddy, shall we, Ed.

  Ed : Follow the leader!

  [jumps on Edd's Head] 

• Ed : My head is snoring! Make it stop!

• Ed : Eddy, how can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?

• Eddy : Garages are for cars, Ed.

  Ed : Why thank you.

• [Eddy wakes up to find Ed in his bed with him] 

  Eddy : Ed! What are you doing in my bed?

  Ed : I can't sleep, Eddy. I keep thinking, how can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?

  Eddy : [forcing a smile]  Ed?

  Ed : Hmm?

  Eddy : GET OUT OF MY ROOM!

  [He pushes Ed out of bed] 

  Ed : Ow! My buttocks hurt.

  [Eddy tries going back to sleep. Ed stares with wonder at Eddy's lava lamp] 

  Ed : Why does goo float?

  Eddy : [irritated]  HIT THE ROAD!

  [a crunching is heard. Ed has eaten the lava lamp. Eddy stammers in shock] 

  Eddy : MY LAMP!