Ed, Edd n Eddy (TV Series)

Ed in a Half Shell/Mirror, Mirror, on the Ed (2000)

Sam Vincent: Edd

Quotes 

• Ed : Shush! My yeast is rising.

  Edd : [Stares at him]  Nut Loaf, Ed?

• Edd : Seems the student has surpassed the master.

  Ed : But better!

• Ed : Can I think?

  Edd , Eddy : NO!

• Ed : Eddy, truth or dare?

  Eddy : Okay, dare, Ed.

  Ed : Okay, I dare you, Eddy, to sprout the wings of a bat and stalk like a zombie while whistling "Row Row Row Your Boat" through a car wash!

  [Edd and Eddy stare at Ed, flummoxed] 

  Edd : Ed, try a more reasonable dare.

  Ed : Okay, I dare you to be Double D!

• [Edd bounces along, imitating Ed's run] 

  Edd : Haw, haw, haw!

  [He slips and falls on his back] 

  Edd : Curse Ed's horrible posture...

• Edd : [pretending to be Ed]  Gravy!

  Ed : Come on, Double-D. I don't say "gravy" all the time.

  Edd : Buttered toast, then!

• Ed : Shush! My yeast is rising.

  Edd : Nutloaf, Ed?

• Ed : Okay, I dare Eddy to be Double D.

  Edd : Eddy act like me? Why, that's...

  Eddy : Stupid, Ed! You blew your chance to...

  Edd : Y'know, Eddy. It could be quite intriguing. Why, I'd be flattered if you were to mimic me.

  Eddy : Let's see, where do I start?

  [He mimics Edd] 

  Eddy : "The wind conditions are absurd. The lean is too steep for the fat."

  Ed : Good Double D, Eddy.

  [Edd chuckles] 

  Eddy : [pretending to strain to move the bottle]  Oh, dear. The unsanitary. My skinny arms cannot bear the weight. Oh, oh, I know. I'll move it with my brain.

  [He pretends to concentrate. Edd is unamused] 

  Edd : [sarcastically]  Ha, ha, ha. Very good, Eddy.

  [spins the bottle] 

  Edd : Can we resume playing?

  [the bottle settles on him] 

  Edd : Oh, dear.

  Eddy : Ha! I dare ya to be Ed! Go on, flatter him.

  Edd : Well, I suppose I could, but only if Ed will be Eddy.

  Ed : I can do Eddy, I practiced.

  [He pushes his eyes together and starts speaking in a loud, raspy voice] 

  Ed : 'Can it, Double Dweeb!'

  Eddy : [out of character]  Whaddya mean, you practiced?

  Ed : 'Shut up, Sockhead!'

  Eddy : Please, 'Eddy'. You're invading my personal space!

  [He pushes Ed away. The Eds laugh hysterically] 

  Eddy : Well...?

  Ed : Do me, Double D!

  Eddy : We're waiting.

  Edd : Very well. Uh, let's see now.

  [turns around and manipulates his face. When he faces his friends again, his eyes are spread out across his face] 

  Edd : 'Buttered toast.'

  [the Eds laugh again] 

• Edd : [as Ed]  Uh-oh, a fence.

  [He runs into it] 

  Edd : Gravy!

  Ed : Aw, come on, Double D, I don't say "gravy" all the time.

  Edd : Buttered toast, then!

  Eddy : [as Edd]  Buttered toast is crude, as the crust always gets stuck in my gap!

  [Edd quickly covers his teeth] 

• Eddy : [as Edd]  Eddy, I too am thirsty. Quite partial, to be exact.

  Edd : [helping Rolf crush raspberries]  'Parched'! The word you're looking for is 'parched'!

  Ed : [as Eddy]  Yeah right, lumpy! Parched is a fish!

• Edd : What in Heaven's name is this? A ladle? Oh my. IT'S A TUB OF GRAVY!

• Edd : [over recording]  You have invaded my personal space. Do not touch anything and leave via the designated exit.

  [as the recording of Edd's voice is saying this, Eddy silently mimes "blah, blah, blah" and opens and closes his fingers to imitate Edd's yapping. An Exit sign over the door is flashing. The lock on the door unlocks itself, and the door swings open to reveal Kevin] 

  Edd : [over recording]  Watch your step on the way out and have a nice day!

  Kevin : Oh, you can count on it.

  Eddy : [mimicking Edd one last time]  Oh, dear. Pain.

• Ed : [as Eddy]  Kids'll pay big money to ride a blimp. You're a genius, Double D.

  Edd : [flattered]  You really think I'm a genius?

• [Ed pulls Eddy's sock over him and walks behind Edd] 

  Ed : [as Eddy]  Hey, burrhead. I will now inflict pain on you.

  Edd : What?

  [Ed swings Eddy, sending Edd flying into Rolf's raspberry silo]