- Edd: [pursuing his friends into a bedroom and covering his eyes] You're trespassing in my parents' bedroom! Please leave now or I'll have to call an attorney!
- Eddy: [imitating Edd's Mother] Eddward! Must your father and I remind you to finish your homework?
- Ed: [imitating Edd's Father] That is right, son. A mind is a terrible organ to shovel.
- Edd: HAVE YOU GONE *MAD*?
- [tries to pull Ed, only to exhaust himself]
- Edd: My blood sugar seems a tad low.
- Ed: [Lifts a house off the ground and prepares to drop it on Eddy] Here Eddy, lots of hurt, hold the onions.
- Edd: Eddy, Jimmy's a natural at garnering attention.
- Eddy: He's a hack!
- [He points to the cast on his leg]
- Eddy: This is grade-A damage here! What's his secret?
- [Edd removes the cast]
- Edd: Well for one thing, Jimmy's lament of anguish is real, Eddy.
- Eddy: Is that all?
- [He smirks]
- Eddy: Let's do it then, Double D. Give me your best shot.
- Edd: What are you talking about?
- Eddy: [pointing to his cheek] Right here, as hard as you can. Don't hold back.
- Edd: I'm not hitting you.
- Eddy: What are you? Chicken?
- Edd: Oh, peer pressure. Just reduce yourself to a Neanderthal, Eddy.
- Eddy: You're a big fat chicken!
- Edd: Don't you touch me!
- Eddy: Chicken!
- [Ed runs off]
- Edd: Stop it!
- Eddy: Chicken!
- Edd: I'm not a chicken!
- [a shadow forms over the two]
- Ed: [carrying a one-story house] Here, Eddy! Lots of hurt, hold the onions!
- Edd: Okay, fine, I'm a chicken!
- [He speeds off]
- Eddy: [dumbfounded] Uh... Ed?
- [Ed drops the house on him]