Ed, Edd n Eddy (TV Series)

Eds-Aggerate/Oath to an Ed (1999)

Peter Kelamis: Rolf

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Quotes 

• Rolf : [the Eds are on their last chance to become Urban Rangers]  This is very easy, wiseguy Eddy.

  Eddy : I got it, Rolf. I just have to be a good neighbor, and I get a badge. Piece of cake.

  Edd : Remember Eddy, mind your manners

  Ed : Yip-Kai-Yoo!

  Eddy : [Eddy knocks. After the door opens]  Good afternoon, neighbor! I baked you a pie and-

  [a hand reaches out and flips the pie into Eddy's face] 

  Sarah : [knocking on the pie tin]  Hello anybody home?

  [Eddy pulls the pie tin off of his face] 

  Edd : Remember Eddy, manners. It's our last chance!

  Sarah : So, whassa matter? Cant'cha talk? Are you a baby?

  Eddy : [through gritted teeth]  I baked you a pie, and...

  Sarah : [mockingly]  My name is Eddy, and I wear a big, stinky diaper!

  [She sucks her thumb] 

  Eddy : Hello, neighbor. I just thought...

  Sarah : Goo goo goo!

  Eddy : [beginning to sweat profusely]  Excuse me, neighbor...

  Sarah : Aw, is baby gonna cry?

  [Eddy's teeth grind and his face turns red] 

  Sarah : Does baby want a bottle?

  Eddy : [Finally loses it]  SHUT UP, SARAH!

  [Sarah is left rendered in shock] 

  Rolf : [Losing HIS patience now]  EDDY! NO WEE ROACH! NO URBAN RANGER! NO BADGE!