- Strawman 1: How did you afford such an expensive surgery?
- Strawman 2: By destroying the Middle Class!
- Jordan Peterson: The Snakes obey my Will, and I can force them to carry you off to the Underworld, bucko!
- Strawman 1: In an unarmed society the bizarre freaks who would normally shoot up public places for arbitrary reasons get jobs, some of them in Government, some of them in powerful Government positions, and then they kill citizens for arbitrary reasons, but it's okay because it's the Government doing it and it wasn't actual Communism, so stop pointing it out as an example, you right-wing bigot!
- Dr Mac: The only Objective way to know whether a problem exists is whether my feelings are hurt.
- Captain America: [Dangling in a Lobster Trap over a Lobster Tank] What kind of sick, diabolical plot are you hatching?
- Red Skull Jordan Peterson: I'm going to tell kids to clean their rooms! And make five year plans!
- Captain America: Just like Hitler!
- Joe Biden: [Turned into a Dog-faced Pony Soldier by Aliens]
- Joe Biden: Nuke ALL the Countries, Man. Seeeend Tweet!
- [Kaboom]
- NSA Line Manager: We've got another Code 12!
- [Chatty Underling is Wheeled Out]
- Joe Biden: If you're gonna Cross my Path, you haven't a Prayer/ 'cos me and me Homies gonna be smellin' your hair!
- Care Home Resident: I would like to see my Family, please?
- Cuomo: Oh, that's against the Law...
- [Obliterates her with a Flamethrower]
- Fretful Mother: My son likes the colour Pink!
- Doctor: Sounds pretty Normal. I prescribe you go Home and stop being Weird...
- Spookily Masonic Boomer: We abandoned our age-old sexual values, and then cry when our kids aren't getting married!
- Joe Biden: I'm a Career Politician with a Senile Mind! I can't finish a Sentence! I've got Blood in my Eye!
- Joe Biden: Tell me why are we, too blind to see, that the er you know, you know, the Thing!
- Cenk: Der ber der ber za ber, der dab ba doo err.
- [Farts]
- Cenk: Right?
- Obama: If I were committing atrocities, I wouldn't have this Nobel Peace Prize.
- Joe Biden: C'mon, Man!
- Joe Biden: This is like, Beyond the Scope!
- Jordan Peterson: It's like, if you're not embodying the Mythos of the Archetypal Hero by Metaphorically Dying, you're never going to Kill the Snake, Man! Let alone rescue your Father from the Underworld! Who has a Billion of Anything? Nobody! It's Absurd!
- Dave Rubin: I a-gree with that...
- Guest: How attractive was your Single Mother? Did she leave you at Daycare?
- Sam Harris: This is someone who's not being Honest, I truly see him as a Bad Actor.
- Jordan Peterson: That depends on what your definition of Truth is, Sam!
- Sam Harris: Oh, not this again...
- Seamus: The Dad is a Spider, but they've left his Cell Door open, he's allowed to leave... Pretty messed up.
- Bill Nye the Science Guy: You literally, or apparently literally don't know what you're talking about.
- Bill Nye the Science Guy: [Blissed out after talking on Abortion, for some reason] Don't we have bigger problems? C'mon! C'mon! Let's work together...
- Alien: It is just as I feared! The American Leader is too Abrasive! Bring us the Canadian Leader!
- Trudeau: Salaam alikum!
- Seamus: Well it's that time of the year again, when the Mainstream Media exploit an unfortunate death to make White and Black people hate each other...
- Bill Nye the Science Guy: [Psychedelic Bowtie]
- Bernie Sanders: My good friend Joe Biden, who I hate...
- Dr Fauci: DROPLETS!
- Joe Biden: [In his own mind] I say! The pair of you behave quite boorishly, indeed. You do your post as Elected Officials Dishonour! I will be Testifying on this Incident before the very Populace that Invested you with the Power you Wield so Improperly! For they deserve a better Class of Public Servant!
- [Out Loud]
- Joe Biden: I jus' wanna CORN-POP!
- Beto: If these kids don't have someone telling them about LGBTQ rights, then where will they find out that they're a woman trapped in a man's body?
- Time Travelling Soldier 1: C'mon! Let's go Win a War!
- Time Travelling Soldier 2: You know, I almost don't want to now...
- Joe Biden: [Fleetwood Mac Music] You may cut me, Man, but you'll never cut me again! 'Cos the Pool Guy just gave me, a 6ft Length of Chain!