Bitch Slap (2009)
America Olivo: Camero
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Quotes
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Camero : I'm gonna booty-bang bitch slap your fucking ass until you're just this side of salvage. Then I'm gonna ram-ride girly's show tits asunder before I plow both of you bitches under!
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Camero : [to Kinki] That's it pop tart! I'm gonna dog-pound you straight to China!
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Camero : [Caught in the confessional performing oral sex on another nun] God fucking dammit...
Mother Superior : Sister Prudence Bangtail. Well, this is the last straw!
Camero : Save it, Crusty, I'm vapor. This place bites anyway.
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Camero : I'm going to sleigh ride your sorry ass once and for all!
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Camero : The bitch is back, baby!
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Camero : [to Gage] Fuck you, joyride!
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Camero : Prepare to come about bitch.
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Camero : She's black hair, blonde box, Hel.
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Camero : That's two you owe me, Blow White.
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Camero : Fun's over with Gage. Next stop, brown town.
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Camero : [after killing Gage] So long, limp dick!
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Camero : Shut up, ax wound!
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Trixie : You know, I've been thinking...
Camero : [annoyed] Christ.
Trixie : Is stealing from a criminal any better than just being a criminal?
Camero : I got a better one for you, Princess. What's the most outrageous place you've ever been key-holed?
Trixie : Why do you wanna know?
Camero : Just curious. It says a lot about a woman.
Trixie : Hmm. Either a bumper-car three-way with some guy and girl at the Redlands County Fair, or... on top of a horse-drawn buggy in Amish country with Jakey Stalfoos.
Camero : Hel?
Hel : Let's have a little less chit-chat and a lot more digging, huh?
Camero : I'm gonna grind those secrets out of you one day, Hel.
Hel : I don't have any secrets.
Trixie : Well, what about you, Camero?
Camero : My best bang was a contortionist out behind the freak show tent at Circus Nudeius. I couldn't stand straight for days. Never did get her name...
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Camero : I'm gonna enjoy beating seven shades of shit outta both of you!
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Trixie : Why are you dogging on me all the time?
Camero : Coz you're a slapper: a woman whose only purpose is to serve men and get their dicks hard!
Trixie : I don't serve men! I serve myself. I do what I do to gain power and control to be considered sexually desirable. I'm the one using them.
Hel : She's right, Camero, she can make men do whatever she wants with nothing more than just a glance or a well timed bend over. It's her gift.
Trixie : Darn tootin!