The Back-up Plan (2010)

Alex O'Loughlin: Stan

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• Baby Store Sales Clerk : [Looking at baby strollers]  It's a bit overwhelming huh?

  Stan : There are so many and they are so... big!

  Baby Store Sales Clerk : Well they have to be big, 2 babies right?

  Stan : Yeah but babies are small, these are for like giant mutant babies

  Baby Store Sales Clerk : Well you should see some of the babies that come in here, total fatasses

• Stan : I love you.

  Zoe : [throws up into sink] 

  Stan : Not the answer I was looking for.

• Stan : it's been 2 weeks now, all she ever wants to do is sleep with that pillow!

  Playground Dad : The pillow is a bitch, its totally replacing you right?

  Stan : Totally completely, she drags it everywhere.

  Playground Dad : My wife, she drew eyes on hers so when i went to make a move in the middle of the night the pillow is staring at me, like uh uh bro, I don't think so.

• Zoe : [Zoe gets in a taxi cab]  Oh, excuse me this is my cab

  Stan : What you own it?

  Zoe : No, but I'm about to rent it