iCarly (TV Series)

iGot Detention (2008)

Miranda Cosgrove: Carly Shay

Quotes 

• Sam Puckett : Hey! What if we kidnap Howard and keep him tied up 'til after the show?

  Carly Shay : [exasperated]  Okay, what have I told you about kidnapping?

  Sam Puckett : It's illegal and rude...

  Carly Shay : Good girl.

• Carly Shay : [during her webcast]  Okay, we were talking about the things kids do that get 'em detention.

  Sam Puckett : Why look. It's a gold member of the detention club right here.

  Carly Shay : It's 9th Grader, Ripoff Rodney.

  Ripoff Rodney : Please, call me "Ripoff."

• Sam Puckett : Okay! So you got anything else to say to the iCarly fans of the world?

  Ripoff Rodney : Yeah. I've got a special this week on burritos.

  [opens up his jacket to reveal a bunch of burritos] 

  Ripoff Rodney : Two for six bucks.

  Carly Shay : And do they contain quality meat?

  Ripoff Rodney : No they do not.

  [kids start crowding around Ripoff Rodney] 

• [Carly unscrews the teacher's chair] 

  Teacher : [walking into the room]  Alright kids, the sooner we start, the sooner we finish, so everybody, let's take a seat.

  [sits down, the chair breaks, and she falls to the floor] 

  Teacher : What happened to my chair?

  Carly Shay : [standing up]  I did it... with whatever this is.

  [holds up a ratchet] 

  Carly Shay : Do I get detention?

  Teacher : [joyfully]  Absolutely not. An on-the-job accident means the school has to give me a two month paid vacation while I recover! Bye!

  [takes her bag and leaves] 

• Claire : Carly, what's the signal for "Mr. Howard's coming?"

  Carly Shay : Uh... Dippity-doo.

  Claire : DIPPITY-DOO!

• Carly Shay : Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?

  Freddie Benson : I gotta give you credit, Sam. You make it look easy.

  Sam Puckett : Years of practice.

• Sam Puckett : Hey, thanks for that fire alarm. You saved me from giving an oral report on "Scarlet's Web."

  Carly Shay : You were too lazy to read the book?

  Sam Puckett : I was too lazy to see the movie.

• [during Carly's webcast] 

  Carly Shay : I'm Carly!

  Sam Puckett : And I'm Sam!

  Carly Shay : And maybe you've noticed...

  Sam Puckett : ...this isn't our usual iCarly studio.

  Carly Shay : And if you *haven't* noticed...

  Sam Puckett : Scrape that crud outta your eyes!

• [on the iCarly webcast] 

  Sam : Tell 'em why we got detention.

  Carly Shay : 'Cause we're naughty.

• Carly Shay : That's insane.

  Spencer : It's okay, it's decaf.