- Christine Campbell: [Grabbing Lindsay by the throat after Lindsay said that Richie was wearing a "cheap little suit"] I'm on testosterone right now, and I could kill you.
- Christine Campbell: [after Marley and Lindsay wouldn't let Richie dance with their daughters at Cotillion] Listen, I have taken your crap for the last three years, and I'm going to tell you something. If you ever make Richie feel unwelcome or embarrass him again, I would be thrilled for the opportunity to kick your sorry, tanned, bleached-blonde, Botoxed asses back to your tacky McMansions and your loveless marriages.