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Quotes
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Chelsea : And, that's why Lucy will always be a virgin.
[the Posh Totties "aww!" and do tear faces]
Lucy : What? As opposed to a brainless slapper, you mean? Seriously, she'd snog a melon if you drew a mouth on it.
[the other girls laugh loudly]
Bella : That's not fair! It was a grapefruit, actually, and it was years ago.
Chelsea : Bella! That was a secret.
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Bella : [the Posh Totties, Bella and Saffy are showing new girl Roxy to her bed; and she sees a group of girls dancing] Oh, don't mind them. That's just the Flammables.
[fire appears on the screen with the "Flammables: St Trinians group logo]
Roxy : [confused] Why are they called "Flammables"?
Saffy : Have you *seen* all that polyester? Last year, one of them took up smoking and *half* the school burnt down!
[Saffy and Bella giggle to themselves]
Roxy : Oh.
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Roxy : [carrying her bag to the beds] Where do I sling my stuff?
Saffy : Well, we can make up some room in our area, I suppose.
Chelsea : [excited] Yeah, you can so totally hang out with us!
[coolly]
Chelsea : I mean, you know, if you wanted. Whatever.
Zoe : Does she look like she'd want to hang out with a bunch of shallow, facile, peroxide-blonde turbo skanks?
[the Emos' St Trinians logo appears on the screen; with creepy music]
Bella : You think she'd rather hang out with *you* and the sulky, sun-dodging Emos?
[Chelsea and Saffy laugh, and the Posh Totties' St Trinians logo dings on the screen]
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Lucy : [the girls are in the headmasters' office in the boys' school; and they spot a gold ring hanging with the headmasters' portrait] Look what he's wearing!
Chelsea : Ah, so now, *you're* the Style Queen, are you?
Saffy : Yeah, we're looking for a ring, not fashion tips.
Lucy : But he's *wearing* a ring! Well, an earring, anyway.
Chelsea , Saffy , Bella : [in unison] Yeah. In a painting.
[the Posh Totties put their fingers in and sizzle their fingers together]