- Prime Evil: [static noises followed by evil laughter] Perfect! That comet will be perfect!
- Brat-A-Rat: Perfect for what, you loathsomeness?
- Prime Evil: Perfect for my plan, you despicable vermin. My plan to cripple the Earth, to wipe out all resistance, to force the people of Earth to surrender to me, Prime Evil. I am unstopable!
- Brat-A-Rat: [evil giggles] Goody-goody-goody!
- Eddie Spenser Jr.: He's after us, Jake, and he looks plenty mad! I hope your plan works.
- Jake Kong Jr.: It was our only chance, Eddie. There's only one thing around here that's big enough and solid enough to plug that volcano. And that's Hauntquarters itself.