- Mel Vera: Every time I think that there's hope for you...
- Abigael Jameson-Caine: To do what? Put on my goody-two-shoes and prance around, saving broken-winged sparrows like you and your judgy-Judy sisters? I'd rather have a stiletto in my eye.
- Mel Vera: Happy to help. Find me a stiletto.
- Abigael Jameson-Caine: Misery doing business with you.
- Macy Vaughn: Julian. You are a wonderful guy. So kind and... smart. Genius, really. I mean, who hybridizes stoma cells from rutabagas?
- Maggie Vera: And cut. Cut. Cut.
- Macy Vaughn: Oh. That bad, huh?
- Maggie Vera: Mmm... too much science. And flattery. You're... you're ending things. You're not proposing.
- Macy Vaughn: Do we not have, like, a break-up spell so I can avoid all of this?
- Mel Vera: There is. It's called ghosting.
- Macy Vaughn: No, Julian doesn't deserve that. He's a good guy. It's not his fault.
- Maggie Vera: That you're finally feeling your feels for Harry?
- Mel Vera: One potion does not require this many ingredients. What is this?
- Abigael Jameson-Caine: This is what it looks like when your demon-owned companies go belly-up, your credit cards are frozen, and the Four Seasons won't take Bitcoin.
- Mel Vera: Okay. Not happening.
- Abigael Jameson-Caine: You need a potion, and I need a place to crash. Let's call it quid pro quo.
- Maggie Vera: Uh, hang on a second. Quid pro no.
- Macy Vaughn: This is literally my worst nightmare.
- Abigael Jameson-Caine: Well, that's not very Charmed Ones of you. I'm a fellow witch in trouble. Isn't that your mission? To help witches in distress?
- Macy Vaughn: We're done playing dungeons and demons. Harry's life is in danger.
- Abigael Jameson-Caine: And so is mine. Because of you ladies, I have a target on my back. My apartment's been overtaken by hostile demon forces. And I have nowhere else to go. And, anyway... I can be useful to you.
- Abigael Jameson-Caine: [Mel is going through her luggage] What the hell do you think you're doing?
- Mel Vera: We need a quicker way to find Harry. Where's that magic detector you found in Maine?
- Abigael Jameson-Caine: It's at my apartment.
- Mel Vera: The one overrun by demons? Oh, no.
- Abigael Jameson-Caine: It wasn't enough that they took my crown. They had to come for my castle, too. So forgive me if I only had time to pack the essentials.
- Mel Vera: Well, that magic detector is an essential. So we need to go get it.
- Abigael Jameson-Caine: We? Not a chance.
- Jordan Chase: Walk up to a total stranger and kiss her? Even white dudes can't do that anymore.
- Maggie Vera: I know. I know. I feel dirty even suggesting it, but we are desperate.
- Macy Vaughn: If the mimicking potion requires a kiss, maybe the transfer of DNA from saliva could be enough.
- Maggie Vera: Ew. You're making it even worse.