Corner Gas (TV Series)

No Time Like the Presents (2008)

Cavan Cunningham: Fitzy

Quotes 

• Fitzy : [staggering into a standing position, to Lacey]  A... apple juice? But I was going drink for drink with you!

  [he sways] 

  Fitzy : I... I think I need a lift home.

  Wanda Dollard : Aw, I'll give you a lift home, buddy.

  Lacey Burrows : Unbelievable!

  Wanda Dollard : What? You got him bombed!

  [she puts her arm around Fitzy and pats him on the belly] 

  Wanda Dollard : Come on, slugger!

  Fitzy : [slurring his words]  Wanda, you're my best friend!