- [Jennifer changes to She-Hulk to start a separate dating profile]
- She-Hulk: [looks to camera reluctantly] I'm not proud of this.
- Jennifer Walters: [looks to camera] Kind of a bummer way to end this episode. I bet there's a fun tag.
- Jennifer Walters: [looking to camera] Mmm. You look happy. I guess you saw that Wong is back. God, everybody loves Wong. It's like giving the show Twitter armor for a week.
- [after Donny Blaze has Madisynn drop into Kamar-Taj to ruin "The Sopranos" for him]
- Wong: [angrily] Donny Blaze is going to pay for this.
- Madisynn: Wongers, have you ever had a tequila sunrise?
- Wong: I think so.
- Madisynn: Long Island iced tea?
- Wong: Yeah.
- Madisynn: Blue curacao?
- Wong: No. What's blue curacao?
- Madisynn: I don't know. It's blue.
- Wong: Ah.
- Madisynn: Manhattan?
- Wong: Yeah. Manhattan, I have.
- Madisynn: Sloe gin fizz?
- Wong: No.
- Madisynn: Just vodka straight?
- Wong: I have...
- Madisynn: Goldschlagers?
- Wong: Vodka and yak milk. Never again.
- Madisynn: Do you have any of that here?
- Wong: Uh, actually, we still have some left from the wedding, yeah.
- Madisynn: I would like to try some yak milk.
- Wong: Yeah.
- Madisynn: What's your favorite drink?
- Wong: Well, gin and tonic.
- Madisynn: Wongers! I don't know if they do a bottomless gin and tonic but we will find it.
- Wong: Okay.
- Madisynn: Oh, my god. Yum.
- [Jennifer's dad shows up at her place with a bunch of security supplies]
- Morris Walters: Good morning, sweetheart.
- Jennifer Walters: Dad? What are you doing here?
- Morris Walters: Well, after that scare you had, I am here to beef up security. I've got new locks, cameras, an alarm system and pepper spray.
- Jennifer Walters: [indicates the shovel he's holding] What's the shovel for?
- Morris Walters: [lowers voice] Digging holes. Let's just leave it at that.
- Jennifer Walters: I don't need you to do any of this.
- Morris Walters: My daughter gets attacked by four men and I'm supposed to do nothing?
- Jennifer Walters: Your daughter's a Hulk. I'm gonna be fine.
- Morris Walters: What did the police say?
- Jennifer Walters: Oh, they said, um... police stuff.
- Morris Walters: You didn't call them? Are you serious, Jen?
- Jennifer Walters: I was a prosecutor long enough to know that they're not gonna catch these guys.
- Morris Walters: Well, what if they come back?
- Jennifer Walters: I will kick their ass again. And you can use the shovel.
- Donny Blaze: Are you scared I'll become more mystical than you?
- Wong: The Sorcerer Supreme doesn't engage in competition, but I am more mystical in my sleep.
- She-Hulk: Could you tell us about the night you participated in Donny Blaze's show?
- Madisynn: Oh, sure. So, first he gave me roses that didn't smell like anything. And then he pushed me into a fire land.
- She-Hulk: That must've been terrifying. How did you escape?
- Madisynn: I made a pact with a demon that I cannot discuss. Otherwise he said he would "reap my soul and the souls of all I love," which, honestly, is so dramatic. And I hate drama.