She-Hulk: Attorney at Law (TV Series)
Superhuman Law (2022)
Tatiana Maslany: Jennifer Walters, She-Hulk
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[Jennifer is back at the bar commiserating when a familiar figure steps in behind her]
Holden Holliway : Miss Walters? It's nice to see you again.
[She looks up in disbelief]
Jennifer Walters : Mr. Holliway?
Holden Holliway : May I buy you a drink?
Jennifer Walters : Uh... sure. I guess.
[Pedro, the bartender, begins pouring a drink]
Jennifer Walters : [to Holliway] Can I help you?
Holden Holliway : I'd like to offer you a job.
Jennifer Walters : [laughs incredulously] Is this a joke?
Holden Holliway : [stone-faced] I never joke. Miss Walters, you laid out a winning case against us. Before I had it declared a mistrial, of course. It's no easy feat against GLK&H. So, I would like for you to come work for us.
Jennifer Walters : You got me fired, and now you wanna hire me?
Holden Holliway : To be head of a new division, yes. Take some time to think it...
Jennifer Walters : I accept! But I will only do it if I can hire my own paralegal. Non-negotiable.
Holden Holliway : I truly do not care who your paralegal is.
Jennifer Walters : Yes.
Holden Holliway : [leaving] You start Monday.
Jennifer Walters : [turns back to Pedro] Pedro, Jen Walters is back, baby!
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[Morris has led his daughter into the garage for a private conversation]
Morris Walters : How you doin', kiddo?
Jennifer Walters : [beat, fakes a smile] I'm okay.
Morris Walters : Really?
Jennifer Walters : No, I'm not okay. But I'm okay with not being okay.
Morris Walters : Uh-huh.
Jennifer Walters : Because it just sucks. You know, like I thought I could keep this at bay for I don't know how long. Eternity?
Morris Walters : Well...
Jennifer Walters : But it's just like, I hate that it got revealed in this way, like, in front of the whole world. But I wasn't gonna let those people get hurt.
Morris Walters : No.
Jennifer Walters : What kind of person would that make me? I'm being punished for doing the right thing. I get fired for saving people, and now I can't get another job because of it.
Morris Walters : You didn't tell me.
Jennifer Walters : What were those years of law school even for?
Morris Walters : Well...
Jennifer Walters : Maybe I should've just let those people get smooshed.
Morris Walters : Sweetheart, sweetheart, sweetheart, it's gonna be okay. This isn't even the first time we've had to deal with a Hulk in the family. And you didn't destroy a city.
[chuckles]
Jennifer Walters : [beat] It does feel like a weight has been lifted. But there's, like, this new weight.
Morris Walters : The thing that you were dreading happened. But look, you're still standing. And now you get to keep moving on.
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Supermax Guard : When you enter the visitor's safe area of the cell, do not step past the yellow line. Do not touch the glass separating you and the prisoner, Abomination. Although we have taken every precaution, we cannot guarantee your safety. Do you accept these conditions?
Jennifer Walters : Yes.
Supermax Guard : Sign here. In the event of injury or death, please indicate who we should notify.
Jennifer Walters : It's that bad, huh?
Supermax Guard : Never let your guard down. The prisoner is a very dangerous man.
Jennifer Walters : Is he gonna serve me up with some fava beans and then a nice chian...
Supermax Guard : Ma'am, this is a prison
Jennifer Walters : Of course.
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[Jennifer and Nikki are standing outside their usual watering hole while customers inside are chanting for She-Hulk]
Nikki Ramos : That's for you.
[She holds the door open for Jennifer, who closes it]
Jennifer Walters : No. No. That's for somebody called "She-Hulk", which can't possibly be what they're calling me.
Nikki Ramos : "Lady-Hulk, Girl-Hulk, She-Hulk..." Come on, just give them what they want.
[Jennifer sighs and looks into camera with a despondent look. Cut to inside the bar, where She-Hulk and Nikki walk in to happy patrons cheering]
She-Hulk : [to Nikki] That name better not stick. It's so dumb. I can't even exist without being a derivative of the Hulk.
Nikki Ramos : That's a pretty dumb name, too.
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Augustus 'Pug' Pugliese : Knock-knock. Hi, there. I'm Pug. I'm also in the Superhuman Law Division.
She-Hulk : Oh, I'm Jennifer Walters.
Augustus 'Pug' Pugliese : I made you guys a welcome basket.
She-Hulk : Oh!
Augustus 'Pug' Pugliese : It's got some office supplies to get you started. Snacks. And a map to the best bathroom for pooping.
She-Hulk , Nikki Ramos : Thank you.
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Nikki Ramos : Some guy gave me these drinks for free because you're a superhero.
She-Hulk : Ugh! I'm not. No, I did not go to law school and rack up six figures in student loans to become a vigilante. That is for billionaires and narcissists, and adult orphans, for some reason.
Nikki Ramos : But you could be an Avenger.
She-Hulk : Do the Avengers offer healthcare?
Nikki Ramos : [not sure how to respond] I think...
She-Hulk : Maternity leave, a pension. Are they even paid?
Nikki Ramos : Here's the thing, though. Hulk Jen is a total snack.
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[learning on the news that Abomination has been spotted in an underground fight club, instead of his prison cell]
Jennifer Walters : Oh.
[turns to camera]
Jennifer Walters : That sucks.
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Dennis Bukowski : [sarcastically] Neat little trick you pulled there, Walters. But isn't it unsportsmanlike to suddenly debut superpowers just to drum up publicity for yourself?
She-Hulk : Only you would think that.
Dennis Bukowski : Seriously, how did you get powers?
She-Hulk : I don't feel like talking about it.
Dennis Bukowski : Nepotism. I knew it.
Nikki Ramos : [returning to the table] Ugh. Take a lap, Dennis.
Dennis Bukowski : There's a hot chick over there. I'm going to go talk to it.
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D.A. Boss : Jen, can I talk to you for a moment?
She-Hulk : Of course, sir. What is it?
[she stands to her full height]
D.A. Boss : [intimidated] Could you, uh, go back to Jen-Jen? This is a serious conversation.
She-Hulk : Oh. Sure.
[She-Hulk transforms back into Jennifer Walters. The alcohol She-Hulk had been drinking catches up to Jennifer and she almost instantly hits the floor]
D.A. Boss : Are you okay?
Jennifer Walters : Yeah.
[She struggles to pull herself back up into her chair]
Jennifer Walters : Yeah, different metabolism.
[She's clearly hammered]
Jennifer Walters : I'm listening, sir.
D.A. Boss : We didn't win the case.
Jennifer Walters : Oh, yeah, we did.
D.A. Boss : No. GLK&H had it declared a mistrial because you as your... what? "She-Hulk"?
Jennifer Walters : [slurring] That is not what I call it. Me. I don't have a better name yet, but that's not it.
D.A. Boss : Okay, well, just the same. Since you saved the lives of the entire jury today, GLK&H argued that the jury was then biased in your favor.
Jennifer Walters : [still slurring] What was I supposed to do? Like, let them get hit in their faces with a desk and then they have trauma, and then they're bleeding out all over the courtroom...
D.A. Boss : No, you did the right thing, but it unraveled our case.
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She-Hulk : I'll have to buy an entirely new wardrobe just to come to work.
Nikki Ramos : Yeah. And you're making enough money to do that now.
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She-Hulk : [carrying several large bottles of water] I'm glad you're staying hydrated, Dad, but this is a bit excessive.
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Nikki Ramos : Some guy gave me these drinks for free because you're a superhero.
She-Hulk : Ugh! I'm not. No, I did not go to law school and rack up six figures in student loans to become a vigilante. That is for billionaires and narcissists, and adult orphans, for some reason.
Nikki Ramos : But you could be an Avenger.
She-Hulk : Do the Avengers offer healthcare?
Nikki Ramos : I think...
She-Hulk : Maternity leave, a pension. Are they even paid?
Nikki Ramos : Here's the thing, though. Hulk Jen is a total snack.
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Bruce Banner : Jen, I think you're calling me to tell me you're taking the job.
Jennifer Walters : I'm calling you to tell you I'm taking the job, yes!
Bruce Banner : That's great, Jen, you should. Actually, Blonsky wrote me a really nice letter a while back, and a really heartfelt haiku, so it put everything behind us. Then that fight was so many years ago I'm a completely different person now, literally.
