Corner Gas (TV Series)

The J-Word (2008)

Janet Wright: Emma Leroy

Quotes 

• Tilley : [Lacey's 'Girls Night' has a tarot reader]  This card is 'The Lovers', meaning you will be married.

  Lacey Burrows : Yes! Um, not that I need a man to complete me, but yes.

  Tilley : You've already met him, he's dark haired, and the Hermit card means he isn't working right now.

  Karen Pelly : Sounds like Hank.

  Wanda Dollard : Mrs. Hank Yarbo! Jackpot!

  Emma Leroy : This tarot stuff is fun!

  Lacey Burrows : It's not Hank!

  [to Tilley] 

  Lacey Burrows : Give me a name. A non-Hank name.

  Tilley : His name starts with the 18th letter of the alphabet.

  Wanda Dollard : R

  [the others look at her] 

  Wanda Dollard : I do 30 crosswords a day.

  Lacey Burrows : Name starts with R... well, the possibilities are endless. The world is my oyster!

  Karen Pelly : What's that card mean?

  Tilley : It means she will never leave Dog River.

  Lacey Burrows : What?

  Emma Leroy : Guess this isn't our last girly night.