Corner Gas (TV Series)

The J-Word (2008)

Eric Peterson: Oscar Leroy

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• Brent Leroy : [referring to Oscar's overuse of the J-word]  Everybody's a jackass.

  Oscar Leroy : I know. That's why I use the word so often.

• Brent Leroy : You know what? I've been thinking about this whole jackass-hammerhead thing and I want to apologize. I said some things I shouldn't have said, mainly hammerhead. Anyway, I realize now, you can't help yourself.

  Oscar Leroy : Yes, I can. Not using the J-word is as easy as pie.

  Brent Leroy : No, no, you're addicted! I know, I was starting to get hooked on the H-bomb.

  Oscar Leroy : It wasn't that hard to stop, once I found a few replacement words, butthead.

  Brent Leroy : Butthead? That's just kinda childish.

  Oscar Leroy : You heard me, nincompoop.

  Brent Leroy : What are you, one of the Three Stooges now?

  Oscar Leroy : Maybe I am, fish brain.

  Brent Leroy : All right, I'm officially rescinding the moratorium on jackass.

  Oscar Leroy : Don't know what your big words mean, cabbage breath.

  Brent Leroy : Okay, now I'm begging you. Please go back to jackass.

  Oscar Leroy : I'll think about it, barn smell.